"I wonder what the Roder boys are doing."
"Well, Casey is acting black on MySpace."
"Why would he do that?"
"I dunno. Not only is he using the always derogatory 'N' word, but he's also taking shirtless pictures of himself while he's positioned alluringly against his hairy leg."
"Oh..."
"And you remember Mika?"
"Yes, I think I do."
"He's going to be a daddyyyyyyyyyy!"
Man, who knows what my highschool reunion will be like.
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And I swear, if the neighbor's dog doesn't shut it's yap while I'm trying to get some beauty sleep, I'm going to walk over there and make it into a fur coat. Nevermind that I'm sleeping in until noon while this is happening.
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